|Hunter Labels Gitmo Meal Report
House Armed Services Committee Chairman Duncan
Hunter today scoffed at reports of prisoner abuse at Guantanamo Bay, going
so far as to angrily brandish a menu at Fox News cameras. "Do you consider
having to eat chicken three times a week a form of torture?," he shouted at
Alan Colmes during an interview for the highly rated Hannity and Colmes
show. Colmes admitted that he did not think that too much chicken could be
classified as torture, and asked if he could see the menu. After threatening
to shove it up Colmes ass, Hunter showed the menu to Sean Hannity, who
giggled like a little girl.
"For Sunday," said Duncan, "they're going to be having — let me see — orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit grupe, steamed peas and mushrooms, rice pilaf — another form of torture for the hijackers." Hannity responded with a gale of laughter.
"If you go back to Sunday," he continued, "it looks like it's honey-baked — or lemon-baked fish as an entree." Colmes rudely interrupted at this point, saying that Sunday had already been covered, and sarcastically inquiring about Saturday's meal. After slapping his glasses off, Duncan politely informed Colmes that every idiot and his mama knows that Saturday is the Islamic day of fasting.
"That's the way it is with these liberal," explained Hannity, his face turning the nicest shade of scarlet. "Next thing you know, he'll be asking what they ate on Friday."
©2005 Mark Hoback