Oooweee... Why does it hurt when I pee? Things are just getting worse and worse. What good is it to be the president when you can't even... oooohh... here we go... that's better... ahh... I should say something to Doctor Tubb, but I don't like him messing around with my business... I wonder... Could I have picked up something in New Orleans? I was awfully close to those sick people... And it smelled like their were germs everywhere. Floating right in the air, I suppose.

Maybe I got a pecker attackin' germ right out of the atmosphere. I bet that's it. I know I didn't use the facilities... Doo doo dee doo... Man, I really had to go... Is that secret service guy looking funny at me? Hey, buddy, what's your problem? How'd you like to have a couple guys watching every time you had to take a leek in public? Jeez, I wish I was back on the ranch, using nature's own facilities... Probably be dead before I get back there, way things are going... Okay... All done... What?... What's that? Oh, for God's sake, did I get some on my pants... Oh, man, I can't go back in the meeting like this... Things are just getting worse and worse...

 

2005, M Hoback