Okay, we're having some fun now. Boy, howdy. I feel like a monkey standing out here in this jacket... In front of the cameras for the whole world to see... Jesus. Listen to those boos... Why did I volunteer to do this? I'm missing CSI for no good reason... I couldn't get this ball over the plate with a slingshot. Just something else for the lefties to laugh about. Oh, man, here goes nothing. Fuck! My shoulder... I hate this job... Wait a minute wait a minute it's looking pretty good... Oohh... Oohh... It's... nah, man, where did that dirt come from?... Son of a bitch... I threw... What? What? Did somebody just shout fag ball? God, fuck, I hate this sport. Get me off of this target right now...
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