Supreme Court Denies Klan Appeal to Anti-Mask Law

"Dang it, dang it, dang it," said Georgia Grand Pubah Billy Bob X upon hearing the news. "The people lose again. Those damn liberals... ahh, they make me so mad. If I can just quote Dennis Prager for a moment, it is absolutely true that America has become the land of the easily offended."

"Like he says, conservatives - and I would count myself among their number - are so used to being labeled as stupid, bigoted, ignorant, racist, homophobic, sexist, insensitive and intolerant that it is almost impossible to offend them. Us. Go ahead, try to offend me. Not easy is it? That's cause the culture does not allow me to feel offended, since I'm not an officially designated minority."

"Or am I? Can't tell, can ya, not with this sheet on my head. It's a great equalizer, I tell you, everyone's the same under the covers. But I guess the radical liberal judges on the Supreme Court are changin all that."

"You know who I feel real bed for? That Elephant Man fellow. All the time runnin round shouting "I'm not an animal, I'm a human being." But now without out his mask, people gonna tell him "No way dude. You're an animal."



2004, Mark Hoback