We read at Hispanic Business that President Bush, in a rare stop by the White House, kicked off Hispanic Heritage Month with a flamenco performance by Spanish dancer and choreographer Joaquin Cortes and his traveling troupe of musicians.

Bush bragged about his administration's 'grande achievementos' in giving the country's largest illegal minority group 'a heck of a life'. Bush also said he is proud to call Latinos 'Americans' and that he was "proud to be their president."

Things turned ugly, however, when the president invited the troupe to dine with the first family on the White House patio, telling them that it was 'taco night'. Cortes  lunged at the president shouting "Aye-Yi-Yi! Not Mexican food again." Cortes was taken down by Secret Service agents, and will be held for questioning.