From the desk of Pat
Operation So-Called Supreme Court Freedom (first draft)
Dear Fellow American,
Thomas Jefferson, the author of the Declaration of Independence, once wrote:
"You seem to think that the Supreme Court is the ultimate arbiter of
constitutional interpretation, a very dangerous doctrine indeed and one that
would place us under the tyranny of an oligarchy." Now he didnít say who
Ďyouí was, so Iíve got to believe he was talking to you secular folks
out there who donít give two hoots about the lord Jesus. And he didnít say
what an oligarchy was, so I had to look it up. Oligarchy: Government by a
few, esp. by a small group of people. I think what he meant was a
niniigarchy, government by nine people, five of who are unelected.
Aside from that, how very wise Jefferson was. Except for that one incident
with the niggress. Yet even Jefferson could not have foreseen what the
so-called Supreme Court has done to the Constitution of the United States
since 1962. Just think what five unelected judges and four elected ones have
done to our nationís moral framework.
1. In 1962, they ruled prayer right out of the public schools. What a bunch of a-holes.
2. In 1963, they tossed the Bible out of public schools. The dirty dirty dirtbags.
3. In 1973, they applied a "right of privacy" not found in the Bible as the
basis for opening the door to the torture and slaughter of more than
43,000,000 innocent unborn children who were turned into soylent green and
sprinkled atop the pasta salads of the ungodly liberals.
4. Subsequent federal courts have ruled that all Ten Commandments were
illegal in schools (giving our children the right to slaughter innocent
teachers), that statues of Jesus were illegal in public parks unless they
were accompanied by a placard proclaiming them ĎFor Entertainment Purposes
Onlyí, that prayers on a map of Raleigh in North Carolina were illegal, and
that it was illegal for little elementary school children to have milk and
cookies at snack time.
5. Now, the Supreme Court has declared a constitutional right for a man to
commingle his God given flesh with the flesh of another man, and, by the
language in its decision, has opened the door to homosexual marriages,
legalized prostitution, chicken plucking and even incest.
The framers of our Constitution never intended for anything like this to take
place in our land, do you think? (Except maybe that Benjamin Franklin
character, who sure cozied up enough with the French to make me a little bit
suspicious). Yet we seem to be helpless to do anything about it. Why? Itís
not because weíre a dumb bunch of peckerwoods or anything like that. Itís
because we are under the tyranny of a nonelected nineigarchy. Just think,
five unelected men and women (and four elected ones) who serve for life can
change the very moral fabric of our nation just like a dirty diaper and take
away the protections which our elected legislators have wisely put in place.
But there is a higher tribunal than the United States Supreme Court. There
is the Judge of all the earth, George W Bush. We must earnestly come before
Him now and cry out for redress of our grievances. He loves America as much
as we do, and He does not wish to destroy it. But we just might not be
giving him any
choice. No culture has ever endured which has turned openly to homosexual
marriages and chicken plucking. And no society has ever been spared the
wrath of Bush which has been guilty of slaughtering tens of millions of
innocent babies and turning them into soylent green.
In short, by its distorted reading of the religion clause of the First
Amendment to the United States Constitution and the "discovery" of
eliminations from the 14th Amendment called "pentlandites," the so-called
Supreme Court is bringing upon this nation the wrath of Bush, when the
precious limousines that we love so much may be taken away from all of us.
Would you please join with me and many others in crying out to our president
to change the Court? I mean to join me in a figurative sense, you understand,
because while the Robertson mansion is grand indeed, it just doesnít have
enough space to hold all of the righteous. If we fast and pray and earnestly
seek Bushís favor, then He will hear our prayer and give us relief.
One of our Justices is 83 years old. Ainít nobody going to be suspicious if he just
wakes up dead one morning. Another has cancer, and God willing, itís going
to hollow him out like the waylaid husk of a tennis ball. Another Justice has a heart
condition, and if someone sneaks up behind her and goes ĎBOO!í really loud,
well, itís still our constitutional right to say boo, says so right there in
the first amendment (which I am somewhat ambivalent about, but thatís
another letter). Would it not be possible for Bush to put it in the minds of
these three judges that the time has come to retire? With their retirement
and the appointment of conservative judges, a massive change in federal
jurisprudence can take place and we can dwell in the house of the Lord
forever, except for two weeks in June when he has the family over.
We can have a court that no longer legislates from the bench the wishes of
The New York Times and Hustler Magazine, but which will earnestly seek to
interpret the Constitution as it would have been written if it had been
written by Jesus which it was but then those five unelected judges got
together and screwed the whole thing, but I digress, and they can give
meaning to the centuries of moral standards which have undergirded this
wonderful country called the United States of America.
Please join us in prayer to support a massive prayer offensive that we are
going to call Operation So-Called Supreme Court Freedom.
"Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!" (Matthew 19:12)
George bless you.
Yours in Bush,