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Bobby Brown. Yo, Bobby Brown.
Come over here boy, I want to kick your ass. |
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You hear me, Bobby Brown, do you hear
me? I said that I'm gonna take your woman. |
Gonna get me some that superfine Whitney pussy! You best believe me. Yo
Bobby Brown, better listen up good cause that's what I'm gonna do! |
 I
had just about had enough of this jackass.
But what was I supposed
to do? It should be my prerogative to put his ass in a sling, but the police
are always on Bobby Brown's back, and I'm still on probation for another
thirty years. Maybe if I talked to the man... |
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Mister President, I would like
permission from the United States Government to track down Osama bin Laden
and give him a good old fashioned ass kicking. |
Permission granted, Bobby Brown. I know
that he's been hitting on that skanky wife of yours. Can I offer to have the
Air Force give you a ride to the Afghan border? |
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No thank you, Mister President. I think I'm gonna drive my jeep. It has UPS. |
UPS? Good luck to you, Bobby Brown. If you have a chance to, bring back
pictures. |
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I'm gonna bring down Osama like a sack
of potatoes.
Even if it takes all night. |