

Now we go to Jim
Axelrod in Chicago, who reports on the local cheese crisis. |

Jim? Jim? Are you receiving me? |

I'm sorry, Katie. It's just that I was mesmerized by that radiant
smile of yours. It's true what they say, you know. You truly are as
cute as a little button. I never really knew what that meant
before, but now my heart is full of Spring |

About that
cheese crisis, Jim... |
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I'm leaving
Chicago right now, Miss Katie,
I'm winging my way back to you.
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Don't be a
fool, Jim. Other men have tried to win my heart and failed.
Men with more charisma then you. Junior Soprano. Elvis, too. |
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But would
they fight for you, the way that I will?
Would they put on the scary night goggles?
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I am so not impressed with you night vision specs. Now go back
to your spot and get busy.
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This is CBS
correspondent Jim Axelrod reporting from Chicago, city of
heartache. Chicago, today, remains a city without cheese...
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