McCain Goes to Hell

 

On October 23rd, 2007, Senator John McCain spoke to workers at Thompson/Center Arms, a Smith & Wesson Company. McCain told the crowd that if he were elected president, he would chase Osama bin Laden "to the gates of hell and I'll shoot him with one of your products."

This is the story of that encounter.


Open up, ye gates of Hell
I search for where Bin Laden dwells
Thank you, Miss, much appreciated. Once I'm elected president, I'm going to see to it that you get more time off between tours.


Wow, they leave those gates wide open! Anyone could walk right in there. Looks like I'm going to have to follow Osama at least a couple blocks into the Gates of Hell.


Hey, hey, your attention please. Has anybody here seen Osama bin Laden? Big Arab guy, about six foot six... Might be hooked up to a dialysis machine.

Hades

 

 

©2007, Mark Hoback