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If you had told me six
months ago that we would be campaigning on our duty to torture, I'd think
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Many citizens
don't like to admit that we're living in a different world, one filled
with sinister shadowy characters, who want nothing more than to do us
harm. We need to be able to use every weapon in our arsenal, and then
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The last time there
was a lot of evil in the world was way back in the middle ages. The middle
of what, that's my question. We're just talking a few hundred years ago, and
everybody knows that the world is at least six thousand years old.
Here's a fun fact. Waterboarding is much the same as it was in medieval
days. You can't improve on the classics. Just imagine the pathos. The guy
with the beard is saying... hold on, they all have beards except the evil
guy. The guy with the pitcher is saying 'Arrr. You are filled with wicked
spirits and wish to do us harm' and the evil guy is saying 'My tongue will
never loosen for you, Christian dog' and the guy with the hat is saying
'I'll give him about fifteen seconds, what you think?' |
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Do you remember
Abu Grahib? For a short while many citizens were upset by the images
that the media chose to use in exploiting our resolve. |
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Everyone calmed down pretty quickly,
though, when they realized that all we ever wanted was their safety. |
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See these lovely
girls...
Do you imagine them to be in pain? Of course not. They are creating
beauty, much as the Republican Party is committed to creating truth. |
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Beauty is truth, truth
beauty. That is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. |