|Investigation Leads to Doll
Totally gratuitous use of Jennifer Wilbanks mug shot
Detective Jerry Mulligan could not initially explain what bothered him about the new Jennifer Wilbanks action figure. The doll appeared to be anatomically
correct in every detail, except, of course, the little joints where the hands and elbows were attached. But really, it was quite fetching as dolls go, wide eyed and smiling in her little jogging crop top. His eyes focused on the pants... Something was wrong. Those weren't jogging trousers. As a matter of fact, Mulligan instinctively knew that a woman with Wilbanks innate sense of style would not be caught dead in such appalling running apparel, opting instead for lycra bike shorts in a complimentary hue. These trousers appeared to belong to a pants suit.
all seemed to lead me back to the Hero Builders Custom Doll factory,"
Mulligan told us, "and to
Indeed, we did know what he meant, and so we
©2005, M Hoback