Presenting the best new game of 2007, the most fun you can have with your pants on, it's Intelligent Design vs. Evolution!
Dad: September 14, 468 BC.
Mom: What is King Solomon's birthday?
Dad: You're right! Pick up your brains card.
Mom: YAY! I got three brains! Okay, Billy, it's your turn... a four. You've landed on Gethsemane... Here's you question... Oh, it's an easy one. How many days did it take God to create the Heavens and the Earth?
Dad: BEEP... Wrong, Billy. You lose a brain. Take it, little Suzie.
Little Suzie: Six. And on the seventh day He rested.
Dad: Very good, Little Suzie, pick up your brain card... I can't believe you missed that, Billy...
Little Suzie: Awww... I just got half a brain.
Mom: Don't feel bad, Little Suzie. Someone I know doesn't have any brains at all.
Dad: That's right... I'm afraid you have to trade your brain piece in for this rubber turd, Billy... But, don't worry, you do get a make-up question... Roll the dice.
Mom: Eight. Hoo hoo, Billy landed on Sodom!
Little Suzie: Hee hee hee hee.
Dad: Don't guess you have a 'Get Out of Sodom Free' card, do you Sport?
DAD: Okay, your Brain Teaser is from Revelations 8:10-11... When the third angel sounds his trumpet, a great star falls from the sky, burning like a torch, and it falls on one third of the rivers, and on the springs of the waters. For your eternal soul, what is the name of that star?
Billy: Oh, man...