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MSNBC: At the top of the hour, we have disgusting new details about the shocking treatment of the suspected JonBenet slaughterer... CNN: John Mark Karr was unexpectedly bumped into first class while... Food Network: ...in his luxurious first class seat, riding alongside the rich and famous... FOX: Quite frankly, I'm not even sure what pâté is but I know that Karr certainly didn't deserve... Food Network: ...drinking champagne along with his yummy pâté, and not just any champagne either. This was... CNN: ...with walnut dressing, and it appeared to me that he was thoroughly enjoying himself. He was drinking a Heineken and... MSNBC: ...video of JonBenet in her cute little cowgirl outfit, which some authorities suspect may have sexually excited the pâté eating pedophile. We still... FOX: ...and I understand that the main course was fried King Prawn along with steamed rice and broccoli... CNN: ...the six year old beauty queen, who as I'm sure you recall, was viciously choked to death. It's still unclear whether Karr... FOX: No, Sean. King Prawn is not the ruler of Denmark. That would constitute an act of regicidal cannibalism... CNN: ...which he was seriously considering, along with a second beer. How do we know? We'll be talking later this hour with... MSNBC: ...well known sex-change doctor Regina Winston will join us to discuss the tie between pedophilia and... CNN: ...inconceivable that they would allow this man to eat King Prawn while a little girl... MSNBC: ...already had his facial hair removed. Authorities are eager to see just what he has in those pants. When he... FOX: I know what a jumbo shrimp is Allen. All of us can't be familiar with the French... CNN: John Mark Karr then crushed the beer can, perhaps with the same hands that crushed the life out of little JonBenet. He then ordered up a nice glass of... MSNBC: Valrhona chocolate cake? My god, that's an incredibly sexy desert. You've got to wonder if... Food Network: ...merlot? Can you believe that, Vicki? Merlot with fried King Prawn? FOX: ...a prawn-eating sex-change child-killing pedophile a glass of wine when all the regular people in coach... Food Network: ...certainly guilty of bad taste. |
