New Rolling Stones CD Slated for September

Left to right: Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts, and Ron Wood

A spokesman for the legendary Rolling Stones confirms that the lads are ready to release a new CD in September, their first new studio effort in several years. The disc, entitled 'A Bigger Bang', will be the group's 217th collection.

"It's a bloody great record," said legendary lead singer Mick Jagger. "Probably the best thing we've done since, uh... I don't remember. But it will bloody well rock your socks off, and your slippers too."

"Heh, heh," said legendary guitarist Keith Richards. "Yeah."

The disc, produced by the legendary Don Was, includes the new tracks 'Gas Attack', 'Born to Roll', 'She Gives Me Angina', 'It All Depends', 'Speak Up', 'Gray Sugar', 'Has Anybody Seen My Teeth', 'Street Strolling Man', 'Under My Desk', and seven others too silly to mention.




2005, M Hoback