More Bad Luck for the Ozman


 

Huh, uhh, oh my, uh, ohhh... Wot?

Did someone turn on me smoke machine... It's thick in 'ere... uh, what's this, then... a muffin? 'Spose I'll need a spot of milk with that...

Sharon! Sharon! I can't find the bleedin' fridge wot with all this smoke... Ouch! Blimey, there it is, right in front of me...

Sharon! Sharon! Who drank all the blinkin' milk! ...woman can sleep through anything... Look here. A nice bottle of porter. Now if I can only find the opener in all this smoke...

Bloody 'ell... what the fuck...

Sharon! Sharon! The bloody 'ouse is on fire. Help! Call the... call the... Fire fighters! Call the bloody fire fighters! Wake up, Sharon, grab the jewelry... I mmm uhh uhh, I'm breathing smoke in 'ere... It's making me want to chuck me cookies... Oh my... I'm not a lucky man...

Wots that? Aiyee! It's the bleedin' devil.

Shaarrronn! Wake up! Lucifer's in the kitchen! Sharon!

 Uh, mmm, uh, get away from me devil! I'll thrash you, I will. I'll, uh oh, Sharon! Don't worry about it... It's just my bloody overcoat... Hard to tell wot with all this smoke. Uh... Smoke! The bloody 'ouse is on fire!

Shaarrronn...

 

2005, M Hoback