Who the fuck moved my goddamn cheese? Man, I had a nice friggin hunk of cheese that I had been hoarding and somebody - I'm not saying that it was you - had the unmitigated gall to displace it.
Fists are gonna fly.
You're saying Eli Wallach moved my cheese?
Oh. Well, I guess he had a good reason.
It wasn't really that good a cheese anyway. Food Lion. Heh. Listen, I'm sure
he had his reasons. Sorry to bring it up.
©2004, Mark Hoback