Who moved my cheese?

Who the fuck moved my goddamn cheese? Man, I had a nice friggin hunk of cheese that I had been hoarding and somebody - I'm not saying that it was you - had the unmitigated gall to displace it.

Fists are gonna fly.

Eli Wallach?

You're saying Eli Wallach moved my cheese?

 Oh. Well, I guess he had a good reason. It wasn't really that good a cheese anyway. Food Lion. Heh. Listen, I'm sure he had his reasons. Sorry to bring it up.


2004, Mark Hoback