Whoa!... whoa... what the... can a man not get any sleep around here? ...Yawn... What time is it... Mohammadammit, it is only the year 2008! I have not even been dead for five years at this point! I specifically left orders to not be woken up until the year 2104...

Is that bombing I hear? Ah, for the sake of heaven, of course it is bombing, this is only the year 2008... Let me grab another ninety-six years of shut-eye and check back then... All right, no reason for concern, I assure you that I needed a break from Paradise, anyway... Paradise is not all that grand, I must acknowledge, but at least it is better than being here... I suppose... Hey, you know I did get those seventy-two virgins... lovely girls, but... I don't know... After four years I've still got seventy-two virgins...