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 Thump.
Thump. Thump thump thump. Oh man, I wish I had some arms. Then I could punch
my way out of this box instead of just banging it with my head. |
 Did
somebody here say wish? |
 Oh.
It's just you. |
    And
us. |
 And
you four? Ya know what? Why don't you just shut the damn door right back up
if you're not going to help me out. |
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Hey,
buddy, you know we haven't gone and forgotten... |
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Don't
you call me buddy, Turd Blossom. I'll fry your ass. I'm still Mister
President to you, box or no box. |
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I'm
so sorry, sir, but I call Jambi Mister President now. |
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I'll
still call you Mister President, Mister President. |
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How
can you be loyal to a six-thousand year old freak from the east, for
chrissakes? |
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It's
like this, George. Jambi is turning things around in this country. He's
starting to get our message on track again. It's all about communication,
and he's talking to the press, he's talking to the people... |
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And
he's folksy, George, even folksier than you. On his first few outings, he's
been charming the pants off the people. I do believe he has the power to
save our legacy. |
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He's
damn good. He didn't even fuck up once at the Cancun summit. |
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Language,
please. |
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Yes
sir, no disrespect to you, but that Jambi is a natural. Why, we've even come
up with a new slogan to celebrate the turnaround - 'Let Bush Be Bush'. |
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A
little ironic, don't you think? |
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Yes
I do. Just like my character in 'Legally Blonde' that everybody thought was
such an airhead and then turned out to be the smartest girl of all. |
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So
anyway, we were just on our way to meet with the president and wanted to
stop by to give you some good news. Jambi has penciled you into his schedule
from 8:55 till 9:10 for Genie lessons. It won't be long now until you're
able to use those purportedly mystical powers of yours. |
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Harrumph.
Well, I guess it's better than what I'm working with at the moment. With
magic powers, maybe I could turn myself back into myself |
 Well
there you go. You've got yourself an agenda. |
 Big
time |
 That's
the spirit, George. Now you take it easy. You want to be good and rested for
your appointment with Jambi. |
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'You
want to be good and rested for your appointment with Jambi'. Get out of
here, all of you. Just get out! |
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Me
too? |
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No,
Reese, you can stay. Aside from being my new Chief of Staff, you're about
the only friend in the world that I have right now. |
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Thank
you. |
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Say,
Reese, you didn't happen to see any of the season opener between the Reds
and the Cubs did you? I was supposed to throw out the first pitch. I bet
Jambi can't throw the old ball like I can. |
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I
haven't heard. I'll turn on the radio. |
 ...the
president of the United States. I want any of you who think that the
president has been weakened by the constant liberal attacks to try and see
video of his marvelous performance at the Cincinnati Reds ball park today.
George Bush threw out a pitch that I honestly believe was comparable to the
greats. I was reminded of Roger Clemens. This reinvigorated president looks
every inch the virile reincarnation of... |
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Reese...
Close me back up. |
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Okay. |
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