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Open sesame.
Peek-a-boo!
Open sesame.
Peel-a-boo!
Open sesame.
Oh. Hi guys.
Good morning, sir. Looks like you're making some real progress on the door opening front.
Yeah. Big time.
You bet I have. Watch this. Hey, Reese, put your purse on the desk.
Okay.
Presto, whamo, open sesame!
Wow, very good sir. You opened that bag right up.
Well, it's only a snap clasp, but I'm working my way up. But before long, I should be able to...
You should be able to do anything our hearts desire. We're counting on it, George. By the way, Jambi granted me a wish today.
Unqualified support and a three day weekend. Speaking of which, I'm off to Camp David for the holiday. Laura's waiting for me outside. Listen, compadre, I'm really not interested in your wife. Do you have any advice as to how and I can keep her off of me without raising suspicion?
I don't know, Jambi... I usually just go to the gym and work out until she gets involved in something else. Then when I come back, I make sure not to shower till the morning. And then there's always baseball.
I usually tell her that I've got to... Oops. Never mind.
Alrighty then. Off to explore the girls of Camp David.
Hold it right there. You promised you would show me how to get out of the box.
You are correct, sir. It's really very simple. It's nothing but focus and concentration. Just visualize the place you want to be and repeat this mantra. 'Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see'.
Vamus, Damus, mystery...
Vamos, Damos. It's an O not a U. Should be good for about five minutes a shot. Hey, I absolutely have to run. See ya.
Yeah, me too. Big barbecue. Hey, maybe if you work things out, you can 'pop' in. Heh.
Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see. Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see...
Fascinating. This whole Jambi experience has just been extraordinary. Well, here comes the weekend. See ya, George.
Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see. Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see...
Yeah, I'm out of here as well.
Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see. Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see...
Okay... Well I might be heading off now, President Bush... You okay?... I'm up to New York for the weekend...
Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see. Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see...
We're going to look at some of the blocking for my new movie... I know it's not as important as what we're doing here...
Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see. Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see...
It's called 'Our Family Trouble'... It might be pretty good... I don't know... It's about a mama...
Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see. Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see...
...anyway, she thinks her son might be possessed by an evil spirit... it might be pretty good...
Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see. Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see...
...so, like, good night... I'll try to be back by Monday...
Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see. Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see...
=poof=
Whoa! The Midland High School girls locker room!
Man, maybe this Genie business ain't so bad!
Hey, Stephanie... did you just see a floating blue head?
Are you kidding, Rochelle? What are you tripping on? Come on, let's make out!
=poof=
Goddamit to hell! Open friggin sesame!
Oh, well. Practice, practice, practice. Vamos, Damos, Mystery. Let me travel where I see. Vamos, Damos...
 

 

2006, Mark Hoback