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![]() Welcome back, Mister President. I understand you did a bang up job in New Orleans of restoring America's confidence in your somewhat glorious administration, of which I am a proud and deadly member. The deadly part is just kind of a joke of mine, something from what you could call the frivolous side of Ms Condi, but my, how I do wander when I'm nervous. |
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![]() You nervous, Condi? You've got nerves of steel. |
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![]() No one's got those steely nerves today. You did brief Wonder Boy, didn't you Rove? |
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![]() God knows I tried, Mr. Cheney. We had some hard conceptual barriers to deal with. I think that the video will help. |
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![]() What video? |
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![]() The video of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Goddamn it to hell, Turd Blossom, you didn't tell him anything, did you? |
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![]() Who's this Moham Mamajama? |
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![]() For God's sake, George - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the president of Iran. He said he was going to cause us harm and pain. |
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![]() That beanbag? I'm shaking in my boots. Try a little harder to scare me , Rummy. I'm the guy who took out the Butcher of Baghdad. |
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![]() You may feel a bit more cautious after you take a look at this. Sergeant Ryan, start the clip. |
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![]() Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Heiny Ho. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Chonny Ho. |
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![]() Fraid you're gonna have to help me out with that just a little, Rummy. |
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![]() It's the secret Jambi chant, Mister President. |
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![]() Jambi the Genie, George. You might have seen him on Pee-wee's Playhouse. |
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![]() Oh, yeah! Jambi! Mekka Lekka Hi, and all that. Heh, heh. I was partial to Miss Yvonne myself. So what's your point? |
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![]() We've got a high placed source who states that Ahmadinejad wished for nuclear weapons. |
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![]() It's a slam dunk. |
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![]() Who's the source? |
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![]() Reese Witherspoon. |
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![]() She laid out a very convincing case. |
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![]() Oh, I wish Reese was here now to help explain it. |
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![]() Did somebody here make a wish? |
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![]() I'm Jambi! |
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![]() Oh yes, Mr. Jambi, it was me. I was wishing that Reese Witherspoon was here to explain to the president about Ahmadinejad and his nuclear weapons. |
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![]() Very well. Repeat after me: Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Heiny Ho. |
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![]() Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Heiny Ho. |
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![]() Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Chonny Ho. |
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![]() Don't say it, Don, don't say it! |
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![]() Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Chonny Ho. |
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![]() Hi! |
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![]() You idiot. You could have just wished to know what Ahmadinejad wished for. |
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![]() Doh. |
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![]() Look at her. She's as cute as a little button, isn't she? |
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![]() Thank you. |
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![]() Give us another wish, Jambi. |
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![]() I'm afraid that I cannot do that. I only grant one wish per day. |
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![]() Give us another fucking wish, you blue faced freak. |
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![]() Oh, man. You just scared Jambi off. |
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![]() Grrrr. I'm mad enough to bite a podium. |
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![]() Our mysterious visitor from... Where is he from, Reese? |
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![]() Pee-wee's Playhouse. |
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![]() Oh, yeah. Well, folks, meeting's over. You heard the genie. No more wishes till tomorrow. |
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![]() So, Reese, why don't I give you a tour of the place. |
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![]() That would be lovely. |
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![]() You know what's lovely is the rug I've got in my office. It's a real stunner. Laura designed it. Not just anybody can design a rug. The interesting thing about this rug is cause I told Laura one thing. I said, 'Look, I can't pick the colors and all that. But make it say 'optimistic person.' And I think if you look at the way the colors kind of spiral... |
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©2006, Mark Hoback