Hello... Darling! No, no bother. The debate just started... Yeah, well I'm watching you too... Uh huh... I know, but the first question went to Huckabee and to tell you the truth, I don't give enough of a shit about SCHIP to bother interrupting... uh huh... hey Judy, strike a pose, would you?... Come on, strike a pose.

Hey look everybody, it's my little cutie Judy! Isn't she a beauty! Oh, sorry, I thought Huckabee was about finished. Carry on...

What? No... I'm just showing off a little, showing you to the world... Uh huh, I agree, that's a shot that will be seen around the world, 'Rudy speaks to sweet patootie'.... No, your hair looked fine... Hold a sec, the next questions for me.

Thank you for that question, Chris. I'll try and give you the layman's answer. This is the new Google Phone. It's a prototype, and the good folks at Google wanted me to give it a test drive, so to speak. If I can clarify - because I can see that Ron Paul is dying to jump in here - the phone itself is not a Google product, it's a Motorola, but it's running Google's new mobile telephonics operating system. Okay, Ron? It's of paramount importance that the next president uses the most advanced communications technology available in our ongoing global war on terror. Maybe the rest of the panel would like to show just exactly they have in their pockets.

Hey, I'm back... Thank you, I thought it was a good line too. Look at those losers emptying their pockets... Ha, ha, look, McCain's got a Blackberry, bet the old geezer doesn't even know how to... Whoa, look at that, Brownback pulled out a little pad and pencil! Oh man... Whoa. Whoa. No way. Fred Thompson just pulled out a pair of his wife's panties! Oh, Jesus, what a pretentious little grandstander. Listen, Judy, I'm going to have to call you back...

 

2007, Mark Hoback