Brigadier General Julia A. Kraus, Deputy Commanding General of the U. S. Army Intelligence and Security Command, announced today that the majority of the 190,000 weapons misplaced in Iraq had been found, thanks to the capture of a secret flyer in the Rosemont neighborhood of South Baghdad.
"We were pretty sure that Hamazi Muhammad was involved in this caper," said Kraus. "We've been keeping our eye on him ever since he made off with three hundred cases of grenades in Fallujah. Allegedly, I should say, since we've never been able to get the goods on him. But this time, no amount of slick talking is going to keep him out of trouble."
Hamaji's Gun World has been the number one name in Baghdad for quality firearms since it's establishment in 2003.