Giuliani Excluded From Florida Debate
Republican presidential candidate Fred 'Lazy Boy' Thompson woke up Friday afternoon to to imagine that his poll numbers were surging after an endorsement from South Carolina Comptroller General Richard Eckstrom.
Demonstrating the unstudied style which has enabled him to surpass top
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"We got chicken in the pick-up," said Mr. Cable Guy. "We got plenty of Dr Pepper and PBRs. We're gonna Git-R-Done if it takes all afternoon."
"All afternoon, and part of tomorrow morning as well," Fred added with a wink.