Stupid Kid Captured
Welcome partiot99. It will take a few moments for your
chat room session to begin…. partiot99>hello? Sadir>welcome partiot99 mohammed007>hey partiot99>is it safe to talk? Sadir>safe to talk? You mean what? partiot99>talk stuff. INFO!!! mohammed007>oh sure, it’s safe. We’ve got a firewall partiot99>cool. U guys are cool? U the real guys? U Moslems? mohammed007>You bet we’re legit. I was born Moslem. I’ve never even been outside of Iraq. Praise Allah. Ask me where I am right now. partiot99>where r u at? mohammed007>Iraq partiot99>wow! Sadir>what can we do for you partiot? partiot99>I have secret info mohammed007>Really? You sound like you are the man… what does your name mean? partiot99>u no, a patriot, like a hero. I want 2 help all of my Moslem brothers escape from the yokes of… Sadir>you spelled it wrong partiot99>??? Sadir>you spelled patriot wrong. Your screen name. mohammed007>he doesn’t have any intelligence Sadir>yeah, I don’t think so either partiot99>Do too!!!!!!! partiot99>how do I change my name? Sadir>you have to log out and log back in again mohammed007>what you got intelligence on kid? partiot99>im not a kid, im a soldier Sadir>LOL mohammed007>what you got intelligence on soldier? partiot99>tanks Sadir>your welcome mohammed007>ROTFLMAO partiot99>??? mohammed007>Ah, I think we know just about everything there is to know about tanks partiot99>but this is all secret. im a crewman for the 81st… hold on, im gonna go change my name. partiot99 has left the chat room Welcome patriot99. It will take a few moments for your chat room session to begin…. patriot99 has entered the chat room Patriot99> hello? Jones>welcome patriot99 smith007>hey Patriot99> who r u guys? Jones>It’s us. We’ve gone deep undercover. smith007>yeah. We turned the firewall all the way up. Jones>cause we’re pretty sure that we can’t trust you.. smith007>yeah. I don’t think we can trust you with the People’s Secrets. You’re just a kid. Praise Allah. Patriot99> im not a kid. Ive got documents!!! Whats ur email? Ill send them Jones>I think it’s a waste of time, smith007 smith007>I know Jones, but lets give him a shot. Okay kid. It’s alqaeda@msn.com Patriot99> no way!!!!!! Jones>Way. Last thing the Feds would ever suspect… Jones> Got it. Patriot99> its good isn’t it? its good Smith007> looks darn good kid. No, make that soldier. Looks great soldier. Jones> that’s darn good intelligence Smith007> How’d you like to meet our boss, soldier? I’m sure you’ve heard of Mister X. He makes great baklava. Patriot99> that’d be cool Jones> Okay Anderson, I mean patriot99… Let’s see… we have you located in Tacoma, Washington… that’s Elicott Street? Patriot99>yeah. 1240 Elicott Smith007> Cool. Mister X should be there before you can say ‘Praise Allah’ Jones>Pleasure working with you sir. Patriot99> thanks
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